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jackbarakatsextedme:

Champagne’s for Celebrating (I’ll Have a Martini) // Mayday Parade

“Is there anybody there? Can anybody help to get me out of here? ‘Cause you’re walking down a road that I can’t go.”

  • 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Anonymous:
Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

noo….what is it…

  • me: oh look he replied. took him an hour to reply back though so wtf. whatever, it's cool. i'll leave him waiting for a reply. i'll let him think i don't care & that i'm so busy.
  • -10 secounds later-
  • me: *starts replying back*